本文英语原文节选自Tenstory原版英语故事书“Club pet and other funny poems"(俱乐部宠物和其它有趣的诗篇)一书。中文为rockgoal所译，如有不妥之处，敬请指正!
Time to train your owner?
I'll tell you what to do:
Grab a ball and wag your tail And watch- he'll follow you!
Drop that ball into his hand (Or you can use a stick).
Bark until he throws it.
See that-he's learned a trick!
Make him throw it fifty times Till he gets the knack;
Every time he throws it, Bring that ball right back.
Once your owner's learned to throw, Give that guy a treat.
Put a leash around his hand And walk him down the street.
If he dawdles on the way (People are so slow!)，
Teach him how to run-
Just tug that leash and GO!
When he's running for his life，
Stop to sniff a bush.
Just watch- he'll learn to "heel" After landing on his tush!
If your food bowl's empty，
Just scrape it 'cross the floor.
Or teach him how to let you out By scratching at the door.
What a day of training!
What promise that guy shows!
Now let him know how proud you are-
Jump up and lick his nose!